Archie, being handsome (artist's rendition)
Everyone, meet Archie! He is, without question, the best dog on the entire internet, and I will not be taking questions on this matter.
Archie approves of this website.
I even put together a printable care cheat sheet for him so anyone watching him knows exactly what he needs — because a good dog deserves a well-documented care routine!
"Woof." — Archie, on the meaning of life